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Rabu, 22 Oktober 2008

Sang Preman


Suatu hari seorang preman mendekati 4 orang pemuda yang lagiduduk di kedai nasi untuk meminta uang secara paksa.
Lalu sang preman mencoba menggerak mereka, “SIAPA YANG BERANI DI SINI??”
Seorang pemuda berdiri dan berkata, “SAYA BERANI!”
Preman itu menggertak sekali lagi, “AYO! SIAPA LAGI YANG BERANI??!”
Pemuda berikutnya berdiri dan berkata, ” SAYA JUGA BERANI!!”
Preman itu mulai gentar, tapi dia terus menggertak, “SIAPA LAGI??!” :x
2 pemuda berikutnya berdiri dan berkata, “KAMI BERANI!”
Preman itu pun ciut nyalinya dan berkata,”KALAU BEGITU KITA ADALAH5 ORANG PEMUDA PEMBERANI!!” :$

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