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Rabu, 22 Oktober 2008

Lihat Bung Karno


Sepasang suami istri yg kuper ikut dalam sebuah pesta.Nyonya rumah: Bung Karno itu mengagumkan sekali, ya!!Istri: Bung Karno? Wah, Anda benar. Saya suka sekali sama dia.Baru tadi pagi saya lihat dia naik bis P16 ke arah Blok M.Seketika orang-orang menatap si wanita dengan pandangananeh, termasuk suaminya. Ia menarik istrinya dan berbisik,“Kita pulang!”
Istri: Mas marah, ya? :(
Suami: Oh, ya?
Kamu nggak sadar? Aku nggak pernah semalu ini dalam hidupku. Kamu bilang lihat Bung Karno naik bis P16ke arah Blok M? Bego banget, sih! Apa kamu nggak tahu kalaubis P16 itu ke arah Lebak Bulus?! :p

Diposting oleh luCu G' luCu di 02.21  

5 komentar:

WoW It"s My blog and welcome to my blog mengatakan...

lucu..... abis
aneh ya masa' mereka nga tau klo bung karno itu bukan naik bus p16 ke blok M ataupun lebak bulus tapi mau pulang kerumahnya donk he..he..he.. lucu nga lucu tetep harus ketawa

23 Oktober 2008 pukul 03.05  
my love mengatakan...

eh tu istri gak tau daerah situ yach...
tadi dikirain lucunya karena ada bung karno naik bis..
eh taunya salah nyebut arah yah?!!!!!

23 Oktober 2008 pukul 03.25  
AULIA AHMADI mengatakan...

ginian ajah di bilang lucu tapi sangat menghibur .............
apalagi kini gue lagi b...........tttt

21 November 2008 pukul 18.12  
12!c0 mengatakan...

ok...........

25 November 2008 pukul 23.42  
Hamda mengatakan...

luchuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu yyyyyyy.....
mcakkk bung karno naik bisssss...

2 Desember 2008 pukul 01.23  

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