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Selasa, 21 Oktober 2008

MAAF NGGAK BISA MELAYANI ANDA


Seorang janda cantik nan genit tapi sombong yang sedang jatuh cinta pada seseorang, mau menghadiri pesta pernikahan teman karibnya tapi undangannya sangat mendadak. Dia ingin secepatnya tampil sangat cantik karena orang yang dicintainya itu juga mau datang di pernikahan tersebut. Karena sangat buru-buru maka dia asal saja masuk ke sebuah salon...Janda : “Bang, tolong rias aku secantik mungkin, berapapun biayanya akan aku bayar.”Petugas salon (bingung dan heran) : “Maaf Bu, kami nggak bisa melayani Anda...”Janda (marah) : “Apa?! Sombong sekali kalian, baru jadi tukang salon aja udah belagu menolak rejeki. Pokoknya cepat rias aku, aku lagi buru-buru (dengan memaksa). Jangan bikin kecewa pelanggan, apa kalian ingin salon ini nggak laku?”Petugas salon (dengan terpaksa) : “Ba.. baiklah kalo itu kemauan ibu.”(Setelah dirias sebaik mungkin, alangkah terkejut dan marahnya janda tersebut karena wajahnya dirias mirip binatang).....Janda : “Heh! Kalian apakan wajahku, kenapa aku dirias mirip kelinci begini?”Petugas salon : “maaf Bu, dari tadi kami kan udah bilang nggak bisa melayani Anda tapi ibu malah maksa. Apa ibu gak liat, kalo ini SALON HEWAN.....”Janda : “haaaaahhhhhhh??????” :x

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